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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
- Edgar Allen Poe
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Your school GPA is inversely proportional to your girlfriend’s looks and vice versa.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henry Youngman
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.
- Joe E. Lewis
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
- Golda Meir
I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
I’ve got problem for your solution…
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
- Jerry Seinfeld
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
- Lauren Myracle
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

Funny Quotes About Men